Why This Took So Long

Listen, it’s taken a while to get all of Adam’s BS outlined because, frankly, there’s just so much of it. The sheer volume of circular logic, half-truths, and blatant contradictions this man has spewed over the years is staggering. But don’t worry—I’m here to do the public service of organizing it all, dated and timestamped, so everyone can see Adam in his full glory.

This site will be the ultimate archive of his texts, DMs, and comments—the kind of digital museum where you can observe, in real-time, the way Adam talks himself into circles so tight they could double as nooses for his credibility. Watch as he claims to be “blunt and honest”—his self-proclaimed worst trait because, apparently, being “honest to a fault” makes it okay to say whatever hurts someone’s feelings. Sure, Jan.

But here’s the thing about Adam’s so-called honesty: it’s not actually honesty. It’s manipulation disguised as truth-telling. It’s “I’m just being honest” when he’s really just dodging accountability or saying something completely unnecessary to make himself look like the misunderstood antihero of his own story.

And because I like to go above and beyond, I’ve also compiled a tally of how many times Adam has used the words cum, dick, tight, the phrase ‘I need to be back inside you,’ can’t stand Monica, threesome, lick, and pussy. And let me tell you, folks—it’s a lot. It’s honestly impressive how someone who claims to be “honest to a fault” can still manage to repeat the same tired repertoire of words more times than a bad stand-up comedian.

So, buckle up, folks, because this site is where we lay it all out: the timelines, the receipts, the redundant phrases, and the exact moments where Adam tries to spin his nonsense into some version of events that somehow paints him as a victim or a saint. Spoiler: it doesn’t work.

Stay tuned for the show—because watching Adam implode under the weight of his own words is a front-row seat worth having.